Friday, October 10, 2008

Belly buttons

One thing the books don't tell you is that before your belly button turns itself inside out from all the skin stretching that's going on, it turns into a vacuous cavern, more like a pot-hole really, a long, deep tunnel that as far as I know goes right into your innards. I wouldn't know as I haven't felt like investigating it much. It's disturbing.

1 comment:

Melissa said...

and then it will pop out! Creating your own mini speed bump.